Teen kills brother over hat
Parents say he was always brimming with rage, was fedora up with his antics and tired of constant beret-tion.The DA says he will push for capital punishment.
He was also quoted saying “Derby hell to pay for this vicious crime.”
The teen’s mother has been unable to be reached as she is away on a girls’ weekend. “We expect the news to bowler over,” said the sheriff.
EDIT: Authority confirm the woman is in Panama.
Police on the scene urged the boy to admit to the crime and fez up already.
The boys’ father remarked that they’ll try their hardest to cope with the sombrero mood at home.
Police claim that the single stab to the chest had beanie ‘nough to kill the brother.
The alledged killer also had a history of dis-turban behaviour.
Prior to murdering his brother, the teen reportedly stunned him with a hijab.
Mother says her lawyers Ad-visor not to have any contact with her son
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