Kami

My Dream

I had a dream that I was being dragged to a sports center for some unknown reason. Some guy, my age, that I’ve never met before was taking me. He said that we really needed to go to this class, cause we were shit. I protested and protested, but eventually we were there. We were pointed down the stairs into the basement, and into a large room with a really high roof. We sat with a crowd of people, on the floor, and I looked up at a massive, muscular black man teaching math. On the board. Some Math problems.

However, after I realised I didn’t want to be in the room anymore, I left. I pressed the comma button on the keyboard that randomly appeared, and changed my class to a spy. I then disguised as an enemy Demoman, ran in the room cloaked and then hid behind the black board as the class got disruptive and starting rioting.

Then I got pushed out the door with the rabble of people leaving. The floor outside became a conveyer belt, and Mike Myers and I were trying to get off it, and some Looney Tunes-esque capers happened. Then some  > 300lbs ladies tried to rape me.

Weird dream.