Kami: Archive

Sep 30th

I just made $12

Thanks wifi in lecture theater! :D

Sep 30th

Diesel SFW XXX Video →

Apparently, everyone and their granny have seen this video by now. But incase, like me, you haven’t, make that haven’t a hadn’t by clicking today!

Sep 30th

“Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can...”

– Yahtzee on the “Prince Of Persia” trilogy. One of my favourite ZP lines.

Sep 29th

HOLY SHIT A NSFW LINK! RATHER NSFW INDEED! →

For anyone who’s ever enjoyed a Zero Punctuation (or rather, the “Age of Conan” episode) this shall make you question how much time certain artists have on their hands.

Sep 29th

Jake is still a moron

Jake: im not on drugs moron
Me: You could be on sleeping pills, paracetamol, cocodamol, antihistemiens anything
Jake: Haha, you googled those
Me: If I had, don't you think I'd have spelt Antihistemiens correctly? Fucking stop trying to be clever, you're not.
Jake: your misspelling still looks genuine to [m]e, due to my skill at spelling

Sep 28th

Exact amount of crisps in my packet of Walkers...

9

Sep 28th

My first "Training session" with WiiFit

My BMI came down 0.36. Woopie? I’m sweating like a pig, I did 20 minutes of “Training” I need to do real excersise.

Sep 28th

Cool things about the Bungie website #2 →

Same match from before, but this one shows only my kills and deaths. If only HALO 3 DIDN’T SUCK :(

Sep 28th

Things that are cool about the Bungie Website #1 →

This is a really specific heatmap, complete with timeline, that shows where killings happened and by whom (I am the yellow icon that is seen alone right in the middle, Graeme was the yellow icon with the 3 in it)

Sep 28th

Halo 3 Screenshots →

My Halo 3 screenshots make for awesome widescreen desktops.

Sep 28th

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIMES →

Sep 28th

Sep 27th

The Vandals cover the classic Punk song...

Sep 25th

BBC Sessions & Other Polished Turds →

The Vandals brought out a new album, and noone fucking told me!

Sep 25th

Covenant ENERGY SWORD For sale →

For when you really want to make a POINT… GEDDIT?

Sep 24th

CoMutiny Episode 72: Up The Wazoo →

Sep 23rd

CoMutiny Episode 72: Up The Wazoo →

Sep 23rd

BBC NEWS | Business | Islamic banking 'goes... →

File this one under; More reasons why religion is retarded. This is an old article (from 2005). I was scouring the web looking for student bank accounts when I noticed an Islamic bank account offered by Lloyds TSB. The idea here is that you don’t earn interest. As, apparently, that’s against god. Earning free money is against god? WHAT!? The other thing I don’t understand is...

Sep 22nd

This is a few months old, but I’m not sure...

Sep 22nd

The expressive hand gestures of Larry David

bunkercomplex: branduponthebrain: Annoyed: Astonished/annoyed: Angry/annoyed: Happy/annoyed: Amused/annoyed: Scared/annoyed: Confused/annoyed: Inquisitive/annoyed: Hungry/annoyed:

Sep 22nd

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Offside Remark

Me: Yeah, But Ryan's single
Liam (Ryan's little Brother): Nah, he just plays the field
Me: Right, but there's noone else on it

Sep 21st

Mirrors Edge with Exclusive T-Shirt →

WANT! Free, cool, shirt with a game that I want anyway? Done!

Sep 21st

I think MCR could sue SUM41

Sep 21st

Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy IN... →

Sep 20th

Pop Punk songs that sound the same, Vol 1.5

Sum 41’s “Take A Look At Yourself” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXNf1REhIC8 MCR’s “Black Parade” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5nw1-_5-Vk Specifically, from 0:20 in the first video and 1:58 in the second. Tell me thats not the same fucking song.

Sep 20th

I need to update this site more.

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) Geh, OLD!

Sep 20th

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Difficulty is Difficult: Designing for Hard Modes... →

“A player must always feel like the failure of a challenge is entirely his own responsibility, and not a fault of a poorly designed product.”

Sep 20th

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Whats the best season of The Simpsons?

I get paid on Tuesday, and I feel like picking up a Simpsons box set and just wasting away a few hours. I have Season 5 already, and I love the simpsons, throughout almost every era of since it’s inception. I just can’t decide what season I want to pick up. Any ideas folks?

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

Complaint letter to work - Is this a little...

(GENERAL MANAGER), I’m writing you to bring to your attention an incident involving (MANAGER) and myself occurring on Friday 19th September. After a busy Friday night, once the foyer was clear of people and only 1 till remained on the retail stand, I took 5 minutes to have a quick seat in the team room. I find this no less unreasonable than Team Leaders, Team Members and...

Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

Sep 18th

Serious Post.

malfunction: My life is turning into goddamn Requiem for a Dream. I came home this morning (from my dad’s house) to pick up some things, and get on a clean pair of pants. There’s a strange letter on my bed, attached to which are some strange surveys for what seems to be a rehab program. I scan the letter, see it’s from my mother, and don’t really pay attention. I fill out the surveys, and the...

Sep 17th

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